Felicia is your new best friend. Duh. (While I explain myself in the third person, it’s easier).

You know why? Because Felicia doesn’t give a shit. She is the queen of fuck this and fuck you. And that is what you secretly wish you were. She tells it like it is.

Is she vulgar? Maybe.

Is she honest? Always.

How does she do it? Simple. Felicia is a genius.

When Felicia isn’t trynna fill you in on all the gossip and stuff you so sadly missed, she is busy living a glamorous life.

Felicia enjoys sailing in the San Francisco Bay aboard a luxury sailboat and takes trips to Napa on the weekends. She’s had a nasty run in with a pot brownie or two and excels at playing fantasy football. Felicia loves all animals and demands Sea World be shut down immediately. She also enjoys Pokey Sticks and a stiff cocktail. She truly believes that every Florida State Graduate works at FedEx Kinkos after college, and or Dominos.

But enough about Felica! Let’s get to the gossip.

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